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It’s called “Karma” and it’s pronounced [hah hah fuhk yoo]!!
My gift horse is facing the wrong way
Maybe it`s the washer and not the dryer that steals the socks.
It saddens me to say that after tasting this homemade whiskey/nacho cheese ice cream, I’ve found not all dreams are meant to be followed.
Don`t believe everything you think.
To the untrained eye, I`m quite handsome.
If a man repeats everything a woman says, word for word,,,,,,,, is he still wrong?
We`re shutdown, but not `stop collecting taxes` shutdown. - the government
How do some people manage to sit on it and talk out of it at the same time?
Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?
Answering your cell when you don`t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.
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Alcohol may not be able to give you a loving hug when you need it but the Liquor Mart employee`s you`re buying it off of sure can.
Love is like a Hot Pocket: If you rush into it, you`re bound to get burned
Tell a therapist, Not Facebook.