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I BRIEFLY had an urge to clean ... but that lasted only 5 minutes .. whew! That was close! Lol
The more you know. Daylight Savings started back in 1964 when Jerry Daylight Savings was an hour late for work & convinced his boss all the clocks were wrong.
I think I`m gonna take a hot shower. Its like a normal shower, but with me in it.
happy 3rd birthday to the tartar sauce in my fridge
At first it was "Okay" and then "ok" and now "k" and soon it will disappear and you`ll all regret it
?"I hate when people come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the "why aren`t you wearing pants" look."
I`ve started an elimination diet, It`s where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet.
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
he who laughs last thinks slow
It’s like I wanna be left alone but I still want people to notice my absence, you know.
Holiday Tip #236: When hosting a covered dish holiday dinner where everyone brings something, never put a skinny person in charge of desserts.
Friday Night Inspirational Message: You miss 100% of the shots you don`t drink.
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered is god playing angry birds hmm
We welcome the Christmas season at my house by putting out more towels that I am not allowed to touch