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Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.
I watch CSI for the great tips they give out.
Your license plate should be your phone number... So when you drive like a dumbass, I can let you know about it.
Girls must buy $500 purses just to impress other girls. No guy has ever said "Bro, she was ugly...but that purse...
That`s a horrible idea ... What time?
It`s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep, 9 if you`re ugly.
The longest five seconds in anyone’s life is waiting to press the “Skip Ad” button on YouTube.
There’s nothing worse than getting $0.99 back in change.
If your drug dealer is always on time he is a cop …
you know you`ve been facebooking too much when you accidentally say "LOL", in person...
Last night a movie theatre was robbed of $1000. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, a combo meal, and a box of milk duds.
If you find a four-leaf clover it means you have entirely too much time on your hands.
Just because I don’t like you doesn’t mean I don’t want you to like me.- Most Girls
The sad part about seeing any shopper at Walmart with a blue tooth, is that normally it is that shopper`s only tooth.