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I took a sexual harassment course yesterday...I think I`m going to be pretty good at it.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Don’t text and drive. You don’t want “lol” to be the last thing you say before you die.
I just noticed me saying "LOL" everytime I`m laughing = facebook addict...lmao :)
I`m sorry call me old fashioned,but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina...
I hope Karma smacks some people before I do.
Saying “do I smell popcorn ” right after you fart, so everyone takes in a deep breath.
They say that you are what we eat. This means that I am cheap, easy and ready in 2 minutes!
I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
I wish Monday was a figment of my imagination.
I woke up praying McDonald`s would still be serving breakfast but I just missed it by 6 hours.
I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
If you reach your hand into a woman`s purse, it crosses into a parallel universe containing everything but the one thing you`re looking for.
Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for 2.
I feel that being a smarta$$ is my duty. The pay sucks, but the work is very rewarding.