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Didja ever get to know someone so well, that you wish you didn`t know them at all????
Was sitting and doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
Christmas came early this year! My neighbor just upgraded our internet speed... I mean his internet speed. Or whatever...
Home is where the pants aren`t.
Oh, I thought you were talking about napping. In that case no, I`m not good in bed.
If a girl bangs ten dudes in a year she is a slut. If a guy done he`s gay. Definitely gay.
Some days there just isn`t enough give-a-damn.
The wrong time to have a seizure is probably during a Harlem Shake Video.
People are obsessed with the front seat of the car but when you get in a bus, you go straight to the back
You’re one of those women that my mom warned me about…Here’s my number.
REPOSTED~WARNING~PLEASE READ! If someone comes to your door and asks you to remove your clothes,and dance with your arms in the air...~DO NOT DO THIS....~It is a SCAM~...They just want to see you naked....I wish I had known this yesterday....I feel so stupid now
If you’re so much better than the leading brand then why are you not the leading brand?
Nobody looks back at their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.
Fast food places should have a third window, where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window.
Buy a "World`s Greatest Boss" mug and drink out of it in front of your boss.