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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
If the planet is 4 billion plus yrs old. Is 2017 really the correct new year.
I like restaurants because the people have to be nice and feed you.
I had a terrible dream about mufflers and now I`m exhausted.
I am starting to think I will never be old enough to know better.
I can`t wait to get home and have make-up sex! ... I`ve been arguing all day with myself.
Whenever I see a happy couple.... smiling, giggling, feeding each other food, whispering sweet nothings, very much in love..... I just wish I could give them a lie-detector test.
Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food.
Behind every successful status update, there is a Ctrl C & Ctrl V
I thought `Pokemon` was a Jamaican Porn... My bad...
As you get older your Christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can`t be bought.
Question everything...Or should you?
Thinks that some of you make impulsive, poor thought out decisions. We should totally hang out more!!!
I’ve thought about it, and there still is no good reason for me to grow up.
Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times. Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic