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Ladys, if you`re in an argument with a guy and there`s no may to win. Start playing with your boobs...works every time.
Being rich doesn`t equal happiness but i`d rather cry in a ferrari
I talked to my mom, and she said she probably hadn`t had sex with any of you guys. Damn dirty liars.
I had a blind date once, her name was ..::..::.:::::…:::::
Please: No,No.No-More about how you think relationships should be: we`ve got it , Your Single,,- get off facebook and go take your own expert advise...
I hate when I forget my sunglasses and get caught staring at a woman`s boobs for 20 minutes.
I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing.
I’ve never pretended to be anything I’m not…except for sober. I’ve pretended to be sober a few times.
Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies.
The one thing women don`t want to find in their stockings on christmas morning is their husband
“We don`t lick people!” - Lies adults tell kids
I bet every guy would be faithful if God took an inch off his d!ck every time he cheated...
I just realized that Mr. Rogers had the first man-cave.
Laughing is the best medicine. But if you’re laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn’t hear you the first 100 times.