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Was sitting and doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
I just ran 3.5 miles in 30 minutes! Ha! Just kidding, I ate some ice cream.
What if every time a song pops into your head, it’s really just your brain intercepting one of the bajillion radio signals bouncing around you?
Someone told me I`m immature and need to grow up. Guess who`s not allowed in my treehouse now.
I worry about the future because I know my friends that are teachers.
I used to think using big words meant you were smart, I was somewhat right but that was before I heard politicians speak.
I`m not "rich" ... But, actually, it depends on how you define wealth. If you`re talking about money, relationships, or happiness, then no still
I sent that "Ancestry " site some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.
If you insist on sending me pics of your boobs please at least be a female!!
It`s normally a combination of things that cause bad decisions. The tequila, lime, salt combination is the most common.
Porn is the only type of entertainment where "not watching the whole thing" means it was good.
A dirty mind is f*cking beautiful!
You have no idea how funny I am to me.
Hey Lady!, I just deposited $43 dollars in THIS bank.. DON`T FROWN AT ME WHEN I TAKE 3 SUCKERS!