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People hate the truth. Luckily, the Truth doesn`t give a $#!t.
Hating everything saves countless hours of decision making.
I hate it when you follow your dreams and wind up in a dumpster in the back ally of an IHOP.
Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick the block up and put it back in my toy chest..
The filling in this fortune cookies tastes like paper...
Thanks to Facebook, rock bottom now has a waiting list.
Just once, I`d like to see an honest Facebook status, like "happy birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"
When everything is coming your way ... You`re in the wrong lane.
Well, today was a complete waste of clean clothes.
If you wake up with a funny taste in your mouth on christmas morning...............just remember that santa only cums once a year. :D
Why are police men so strong? Because they hold up traffic.
You know I feel the frustration that The Skipper endured because there are days that I too am surrounded by Gilligans
I`d engage you in a battle of wits, but I`m afraid you`re unarmed.
Did you know dryer sheets double as toilet paper and leave your a$$ smelling like meadows and rain drops?
I could never trust a psychic who hasn`t won the lottery at least once.